Recent rumors suggest that Russia gave money to the National Rifle Association to influence the American elections.
Yes, I can imagine the scene:
PUTIN: We need more influence in American politics, now that Clinton’s emails that we have are not interesting anymore, and the Steele dossier has been proven to be a fabrication. Any ideas?
SASHA: Let’s give money to the National Rifle Association. We can use them to spread disinformation!
BORIS: the NRA? You want to give tons of money to an organization which wants to arm Americans, and increase US defense spending??
PUTIN: At least with the Clinton Foundation we got some American uranium. Sasha, I am wondering if you are a CIA spy…
BORIS: Speaking of uranium, I have fixed a special drink for Sasha. Vodka. Mixed with enriched uranium. I call it the Litvinenko screwdriver…
PUTIN: Give him two.
