Great post. You know that I love to have some $FUN and a good !LOLZ.

So w/ LOLZ I normally have to keep it PG, so here I can drop a hard R one.

A male whale was swimming with his wife whale when he spotted a fishing boat up ahead.

He says, "That's the boat that killed my dad! Let's ram it and sink it!"

The wife looks at the boat and says, "No honey, that boat is made of steal we won't be able to sink it by ramming it."

The male thinks for a few seconds and then says, "I know... lets swim up below it and blow bubbles. The bubbles will change the water density and make the boat sink!"

The wife gives him a look and says, "Ok, why not. I don't think it will work but we can try."

So the two whales swim under the boat and start blowing bubbles. Sure enough, the boat flips over and starts to sink.

The two whales swim off and the male notices that some of the sailors were swimming, still angry he says, "I say we go back and eat them!"

To which the wife replies, "Oh no. I was ok with the blow job, but I'm not going to swallow any sea men."

!PIMP