I recently became single so I decided why not try tinder. The bar scene in my town is a high school reunion and to drive to the next town drunk and come back is insane with the local police always prowling. Plus what's better than a hook up when both parties are very upfront about not catching feelings. So I set up my account and literally within 20 minutes this girl started messaging me I was kinda surprised . We exchanged phone numbers and texted for like 30 minutes when we discover we only live a short drive away from each other. She suggest getting a hotel in her city and I agreed. I was thinking fuck yeah gonna get a hotel in a cool City smoke a bunch a weed ,have fun and in the morning never have to see each other again. This is where shit gets stupid I wish I would have thought about it and kept the picture she sent me but I didn't. She sends me this picture of this card, reminded me of a library card but it said something about adult hook up card. I said" you're fucking with me that's not a real thing" she assured me that it was and I needed to get one. What? Lol I will not be getting one. The world is fucking nuts
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