【首爾瘋婦】
那一個晚上 我九點半下班
九點的店面人不多
在放滿擴放器的櫃子旁 站著一個女生
皮膚白白的 臉上面有點光澤 鼻子長的特別直
神態有一點累 看起來是逛街逛了一整天的那種
她把信用卡交給微胖的男店員同事付款
她講話時顯出嘴巴是嘟嘟的
然後加上指手劃腳的表達意思
在遠看著的我 猜她應該是韓國人
[Crazy ladies from Seoul]
That night I got off work at half past nine
Nine stores are not many people
Standing next to a cupboard filled with a player girl
A slight gloss on the white face, the nose is long and straight
Look a little tired demeanor is the kind of shopping all day
She paid her credit card to a fellow male clerk
When she spoke she showed her mouth was a toot
Then add the intertwined expression of meaning
In the long run, I guess she should be Korean
在apple store工作規矩特別多
包括不可以和客人私底下交朋友
但我從來無視這所謂的規矩
我趁男店員同事去拿塑膠袋的時候
我走過去把一直對韓國文化的好奇直接問一下
我問 一開口 are you Korean?
她說 yes
我說 I like BigBang
她笑著說 I like TOP
我說 上次BigBang來香港 我跟朋友沒有買票就闖進去
她笑得很大聲說 really! crazy
然後我直接問 韓國的家長都會預留一筆錢
讓他會的孩子整形作為送給他們的成年禮物
她大笑著說 yes
我接著問 那你有整形嗎?
她用手遮掩著咀巴說 nonono
In the apple store rules of work in particular
Including friends and private guests can not make friends
But I never disregarded this so-called rule
I take advantage of the male clerk colleagues to get plastic bags
I went to ask the curiosity of Korean culture all the time
I ask an opening are you Korean?
She said yes
I say I like BigBang
She smiled and said I like TOP
I said last time BigBang came to Hong Kong. I broke in without a ticket with my friend
She laughed loudly
Then I asked South Korea's parents directly for a sum of money
Let his children be plastic as an adult gift to them
She laughed and said yes
I went on to ask if you have plastic surgery?
She covered her mouth with hands and said nonono
因為在店內的所有舉動都可以成為同事們的八掛話題
有工作時間 根本放鬆不了
跟她聊得意由未盡 所以我跟她說 我快要下班了
你在附近等我一下 我們去吃東西
那個夜晚 她問我吃飯了沒的中文怎樣說
用國語了一句吃飯了嗎 然後她大笑
國語吃飯的發音 跟韓語的씨발 shi-bal
即是幹 fuck you 發音很接近
她要跟我學廣東話的髒話 四字的 兩字的
她都學得很快 說的很標準
坐在噴水池旁邊 她拉著我的手跑來跑去
和So Yeong坐渡海小輪 散步尖沙咀海旁
讓我有一種好像暫時離開了香港的感覺
我問她是做什麼工作 二十歲的她笑著說 沒有什麼計劃
只是想趁年輕時多去幾個國家 四處玩玩
那個韓國瘋女生 說要三個月後再來 還以為是隨便講的
So Yeong還帶了個朋友一起來
Because all the actions in the store can become colleagues of the eight linked topic
There is no time to relax working hours
Sorry to talk to her because I told her that I was going to get off work
You are waiting around for me to eat
That night she asked me what to eat in Chinese
Did you eat in Mandarin? Then she laughed
Mandarin meal pronunciation with Korean 씨 발 shi-bal
That is dry fuck you pronounce very close
She wants to learn the Cantonese dialect words
She learned very quickly to learn a very standard
Sitting beside the fountain, she ran around with my hand
Take the Tsim Sha Tsui waterfront along So Yeong ferry
Let me have a feeling that seems to have temporarily left Hong Kong
When I asked her what she was doing, she smiled and said there was no plan at the age of twenty
Just want to take advantage of more young people to go around in several countries
That crazy girl in Korea said that after three months, I thought it would be casual
So Yeong also brought a friend together
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