I prefer this Smooth.

Slightly ahead of the game, I'm not a lame
Ask him, he'll tell you the same he knows my name
Smooth, I drop jewels like, paraphernalia
I'm infallable, not into failure
Like a rhinoceros, my speed is prosperous
And pure knowledge expands from my esophagus

PS. I'll be waiting for your righteous downvote. I can't complain because code is law and we've been told what to do...