Dear Goats,
Now we have had you Mini Nubians for over 3 years, going on 4. We have weathered the "in heat" storm for that time period, and ya'll are loud as all get out, during that few days a month. But the girls have NOTHING on the boys. Boys, are loud. LOUD. China can hear you, loud. And being not too far from the bedroom, you make life uncomfortable. I do love you, and I think you are pretty marvelous. But you need to be moved further down the property. My God.
The sounds are funny, when you are awake and aware, but not so much when trying to sleep. I can't wait, hubby is starting the roof on the milking/hay shed, and when we are mostly done with that, we will purchase and work on the materials for the boys area. We hadn't determined just where that would be yet, but now I am thinking at the very furthest point on the property. In short, while I love you, you need to shut up. You are loud. You are smelly. And you cry at all hours of the night to get laid. Sincerely, your sleep deprived loving owner.