Hey, check out this plant I made, he's called MEGAPLANT. He's a pretty badass plant. Look how much huger he is than all my other plants. I'm thankful that MEGAPLANT came into my life and made all my other plants feel puny and weak. I'm also thankful that I can post about my plants on Steemit and a bunch of strangers give me their magical upvotes. I'm also thankful that my wife let's me have this ridiculous plant in our house.
MEGAPLANT is my favorite plant. I ate part of MEGAPLANT once. Just grab a chunk, ripped it off and shoved it in my mouth. It tasted terrible but I ate it because it was MEGAPLANT.