##9.31am
I have chocolate all over my face and my bed looks like i had an terrible accident after eating tons of mexican food.
"Damn it".
##11.08
There she was, the most beautyfull woman i have ever seen.
I saw her a couple of times before in the elevator of our building but I'm too scared to talk to her. She is always well dressed and smells like a ocean of flowers.
This time she looked at me and gave me a quick smile. I feel like a king.
"Maybe I should talk to her the next time I see her." I think.
##11.40
I arrive at the Café to meet Mark but he isn't here yet.
We are going to look at a car today and he has absoluetly no clue about cars.
So he asked me.
I have absolutely no clue about cars either but sometimes minus and minus is plus.
But first we eat and have a coffee.
##11.51
"What's up shitface" someone yells through the whole Cafe.
It is Mark, looking at me and his laughter sounds like a bird that is getting strangeld.
" Go to the bathroom and wash your face!
I'm not going to buy a car with someone who has shit in his face!"
I go to the bathroom.
There is shit allover my face.
Actually it's chocolate but now I understand why my woman of dreams smiled at me earlier.
##1.20pm
"Is this actually a car?"
I ask Mark.
"This is the ugliest and smalles piece of tin I've ever seen."
"Shut up" he says "help me to get a good price. That's why you're here."
##1.33pm
Finally the guy from the car dealer comes over to us.
"Hello, you are interessted in this great car?!" He whispers.
I ask myself why he's whispering and come to the conclusion that he probably is a very heavy smoker. I assumed that because his fingers are yellow like the snow you shouldn't eat and he smells like a dirty ashtrey which is filled with dirty ashtreys, plus he's smoking while talking.
"Yes" Mark replies.
The dealer smiles and starts talking about the car. "Acceleration...bla....breaks, tires...bla"
I don't understand what he's talking about but I try to look as if i have a clou.
##1:48pm
Finally he finished his monolouge.
Mark asks me what I think and I tell him that one black wall would match great to the rest of my living room.
"About the fucking car you idiot"
he barks at me.
"I think its a good purchase" I lie.
"That's what I thought...I'll buy it!"
Mark says.
##2:53pm
"Where are my damn keys?"
I think to myself.
Standing in the rain in fromt of my door.
Mark just left with his new car and now I'm standing here in front of the building in which my appartement is located and can't find my keys.
Luckily I left a window open and should be able to reach it and climb into it.
##3:21pm
I'm in.
Unfortunately the open window was the kitchen window and I fell straight on to a big bag of garbage.
I was too lazy to bring it out and it is full of disgusting stuff.
Actually it was full of disgusting stuff because now most of it is on my kitchen floor. A beautyfull mixture from old fruits and some old chessburger leftovers in combination with some milk.
##10:27pm
I'm in bed and thinking about the woman in elevator earlier this day.
Maybe I should talk to her next time I see her.