A Troll, and a Trollop? Gold, like the sun's rays and ice. Well, it was meant to be.

So, you are a D&D nerd, and the girl you were just making out with was floored by a Troll, do you:

• Beat the troll up for the honor of your lady?
• Invite the troll to your D&D game. Add some reality to your dungeon crawl.

Will golden girl take this opportunity to damsel (stay on the ground)? Or will jump up and give this troll his comeuppance?