Instead of paying for a wedding, just hook her up on sugardaddy site.

They started with the whole girlfriend experience now
Maybe they should up their game with the whole wife/family experience?

You would think that it would be worse, not married, you have no custody of your children, but actually you have more rights being unmarried.

Being married means you have to fight for 50/50, have to pay child support and alimony.
Being not married means you go straight to negotiating when you get to see your children.