She gets there and Spectres wearing a smoking jacket and playing lounge music

She gets there and Spectres is not wearing anything, smoking jacket's on the floor, and playing lounge music, and he looks up and says, "Sorry baby, there is a little bit of a waiting list tonight".

Yeah, 4th dimensional tech sucks, like a black hole.
You could rely on 4th wall breaking physics... as thousands of readers try to tell the protagonist, she's right there!