"Kohen the barbarian had heard of a fair fight, and wanted nothing to do with it" - Terry Pratchet

So, do these "American Girls" have weaknesses? Like if you ring the bell of liberty backwards?
Hiding the light of liberty under a bushel basket?
Get her to shout, "I'm a yankee doodle BADDIE"?

Here, you can have my "Marry Me" sign to bash those baddies with.