Oh no, my girl is about to get pummelled!
I must save her! Then she will like me, and we can go out on a date... (is what i was dreaming as i lay in a coma from being near one of those punches)

So what happens if you repeatedly smash her face into the liberty bell?
Can Liberty Bell ring the bell herself to increase her strength?

Where is Hong Kong Phooey when you really need a gong?