Take that kickman! You will now reap what you have sewn with the hiring of that monologuing stooge!

... meaning, kickman is going to find out his left foot is even stronger than his right.
But without as much control, so he will probably destroy the 4th wall. Maybe even the 5th and 6th...

Watch out moleman! Tons of earth are about to fall on you and bury you alive... in a suit designed to burrow through solid stone...

The narrator is now going to save everyone by bracing the ceiling with a wall of text.
Because they wouldn't want these to be their final words.