Something Stinks...

Does a bear shit in the woods?

But humans collect all their shit in a centralized place and allow it to fester.

Right now T.H.E.Y. need to print as much money as possible.
Any excuse is good enough, just as long as it is big.

Forgive student loans
Pay off student loans
Send out vouchers for $10k off your student loan.

So now, the banks actually get 10k a student. (and not a loss on their balance sheet)
And the colleges do not have to admit they fucked over the students.