So, Mr. Narrator. How do you feel about destroying some old guy's powered armor for no reason?
And just think of all the deaths (of mutant moles) you are causing.
If that isn't enough to motivate you to do better, you could lose your job in only 3 panels.

Artist: In a time long ago, in a galaxy far, far away
"It was a boring comic anyway. We've got company coming!" :-p