I believe Superior-Ass needs 15 minutes W.. O.. O (with-out oxygen)

But, anyway, the powers that lend themselves to evil

The power to take any beating, so you can just walk through police (high defenses and damage reduction)
Invisibility, so easy to become a crook, when you can do things without every being seen. (pulling the rug out from under Superior-Ass, or in other ways tripping)
and my favorite
Ethereal form. Just reach in and rearrange Superio-Ass' organs.

Of course, what i would really like to see is a HarlyQin potty mouth with insane levels of luck
Superior-Ass goes insane with rage, and then plants his face into a wall, repeatedly.