I thought you were going to say "Woke up, then went back to bed..."

Do what thou wilt, harm none.

"If it feels good to you, it's OK".

Only works if you have a part of your that doesn't feel good when it harms others.
But hey, there is an even worse condition in society.
"Well, they are doing it, so why not me?"

When the central banks are the biggest crooks
And govern-cement takes their piece too.
Then why should the lowly citizen not get in on that corruption action?