From Blazing Saddles:

We've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs...

And this is what it is like when you do any work that is supposed to be done by public works.

What i really hate is when you know more then they do. But they still consider themselves the experts, and will prove that they are the experts via govern-cement violence. Especially when they are provably wrong.

I am glad the red-neck fire brigade dids't work out.