But she's wearing bright red lipstick.
A sign, in primates, that she is ovulating and waiting for a pounding.

Of course, as with all things Occasional Cortex, she was lying.

Those poor boys... young men... they deserved better.
We deserved better.

Why does she get to take off her mask, and do it in front of a camera, and not get busted by the po-po?

I am so glad that at least one magazine publication is still looking out for men.