• You have the right to remain silent.

But, in many places you have to specifically state that you are remaining silent.
Anyway, they will play all kinds of mind games with you while you remain silent.

• Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

And nothing for you. This is a travesty of justice.

• You have the right to an attorney.
• If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

This is because in a court, if you do not have an attorney, the judge has to watch that your rights do not get violated. Thus to avoid this, the bar provides lawyers to any who need in a criminal trial.

• Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?

To "understand" means to stand under, meaning you accept them as being over you.
Why do they not teach you to use the word "comprehend" in school?

• With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?

No, i would rather be in N. Korea being interrogated by Chinese army.