The national guard were in my town!

They were standing on this street corner next to the liquor store
and the protesters were standing on the other street corner
... i think everyone was bored.

Yeah...

None of these riots seem correct.
The stories just don't add up.

Like, near here, in a town that has no gang presence, no... nothing. A really nice town.
They burnt down two banks (stucco and glass structures... how did they start that on fire?)
and broke a bunch of windows... two blocks away from the police station.

Just no sense.