But gravity is a good thing
Gravity is our friend

Imagine trying to run without gravity.
You would kick off and then your next foot step would never touch the ground.
Never touch the ground again... unless of course a nice tree helps you.

My friend is having a "walk on water" event
It, surprisingly, is for the low price of $2,678.99
But, i only have $2,678.20, so i probably won't be able to go.