i try to get friends to click on faucets.

In the future, 1 satoshi will be greater than $1.
So, at the easiest, advert free faucet
https://freebitco.in/?r=12033678

That is $20 an hour for a click today.

Getting my friends to do that is too difficult.

But really. Lets say another possibility happens, like, total and complete SHTF scenario. Transportation has completely stopped. Communication is nil.

Will your friend hook you up?