If we ever develop Goolag-glasses with facial recognition, the first real thing we would use them for is to tag all the feminists. "WARNING, not safe to crack jokes" flashes on your heads up display.

But really, the meeting organizers should have told the lady to stuff it. If you can't take a joke, then you can't attend.

Instead, they told the man, jokes aren't allowed.
And so, now the conference... has no jokes, it must be utterly serious... boring.
Goodbye attendance.