I will tell you how great f-c-book coin is after the first instance of someone going to jail for "money laundering".

The story will be something like f-c-book-coin foils ring of money launderers.

And the truth will be something like, yeah man, i avoided paying Westunion fees by using f-c-shit to send money to my family back in the Philippians, i didn't know that was illegal.