I just realised @themarkymark - if we had a dick measuring contest, you'd pull yours out and it'd be a tiny little stub.

Me? I'd pull mine out and it'd slap that table and break it in fucking two.

Imagine getting someone to beat on their own kind.

What a fucking knobend you are.

The best thing is, is you'll be shouting about it into the void forever.

Fun, right? Now you know what it is to be me, and all the other people you fuck over.

A joke for you.

What do you call Marky running down the hill outside of his house?

Wheels.

Hahahaha.