Well you made me laugh aswell and the world needs to laugh more !
You are a hiver now! And your first blog is online. Better late than never, so congrats! Whats essential here is regular posting off good quality blogs. So start writing ! Now! Tell us about your life, passions, animals or your work.
That Will attract possible followers, friends or people that will vote for your work in words.
Do be carefull with your passwords, they are yours and yours only.
You can also visit our discord server The Terminal. Terminal is your one-stop location for learning about destinations on the Blockchain & Discord. Here you will find people who are willing to answer the questions you may have as a new hive , documents to assist you, a place to learn and practice, and find out about the many opportunities to connect with others!
Or visit the 
Hope this helps for now. Good luck, and see you around. Let me know if you have questions, because it’s daunting in the beginning.
Theterminal discord invite
There I also mobile app for blogging called Ecency Or join their lovely Ecency discord
Here is the “ steps to take blog” :
@beeber/ecency-help-signup-process-for
Good luck to you as the new arrival, may hive become your new life !
Or this blog @ryzeonline/hives-most-effective-but-controversial-marketing-video-so-far
Greetings from Brittandjosie from the Netherlands but also many other hiver bees and have fun here!
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