Don't touch it! Don't touch it! It's negative!
This is some messed up shit, man. Don't touch it! Don't touch it! It's negative.
I mean ... if you need to get your daily dose of crap here on Hive, at least be sure that is positive.
This pure, undiluted negativity I served you in today's post, is my work. I worked hard the squeeze this thing out of me. I'm positively positive, you know.
So be grateful, be rich, be positive, be a whale, and fucking upvote this cathartic shit post with at least 70 dollars in value.
Just upvote - Don't touch it!