The Unicorn in the Garden
ááášá¸áťááśáá˛áá˝ áá°ááŽááźáášá¸
James Thurber
áąááŹáášáá˝ááąáá¸áááŻááąá....áĄáąááááááš á áŹáąáá¸áááŹáááŽá¸ James Thurber áá˛á The Unicorn in the Garden áááŻáá˛áˇ ááááŹáąááşáŹášááśáŻáťááášáąáá¸ááᯠáąáťááŹáťáááášáąááŹáš....
Once upon a sunny morning a man who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from his scrambled eggs to see a white unicorn with a golden horn quietly cropping the roses in the garden.
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ášááŻáąáᏠáąáááŹááášáˇááśááášááášá¸áá˝áŹ ááŽá¸áááŻáąááşáŹáášáá˝áŹ ážááášáĽáąáááąážááŹáš ááśááášá
áŹáááŻáášá
áŹá¸áąááá˛áˇ áąááŹáášáşáŹá¸áᏠáąááŹáˇážááášáˇáááŻáášáąááŹáˇ áąáááąááŹáášááşááłááŤáá˛áˇ áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áĄáťáá´áá
ášáąááŹáášáᏠáá°ááá˛ááŻáťááśáá˛áá˝áŹ áá˝áášá¸ááŽááášá¸áąááźááᯠáááášáááášá
áźáŹ áááŻáášáťááášá
áŹá¸áąáááŹáááŻáąááźáááá˛áˇá
The man went up to the bedroom where his wife was still asleep and woke her. "There's a unicorn in the garden," he said. "Eating roses."
áąááŹáášáşáŹá¸áᏠáá°ááá˛ááááášá¸ááĄááášáąááá˛áˇ áĄááášááášá¸áąáááááŻááášááźáŹá¸áżááŽá¸ áá°ááááŻáá˝ááłá¸áááŻáášááášá "ááášá¸áťááśáá˛áá˝áŹ áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áá
ášáąááŹáášá áá˝áášá¸ááŽááášá¸áąááźááᯠá
áŹá¸áąááááš" áááŻááá°ááąáťááŹáťáááá˛áˇá
She opened one unfriendly eye and looked at him. "The unicorn is a mythical beast," she said, and turned her back on him.
áááášá¸ááᏠáá°áááᯠááşáášáąááŹáášááŽáááŽá¸áá˛á áá
ášááşáášážááášáˇáááŻáášáżááŽá¸ "áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áááŻáᏠáááŹááŽáá˛áá˝áŹááŹáá˝ááá˛áˇ áááá
á§áŹááš" áááŻááąáťááŹáżááŽá¸ áá°ááááŻáąážááŹáąáá¸ááŹáťááášáĄááášáąáááášá
The man walked slowly downstairs and out into the garden. The unicorn was still there; he was now browsing among the tulips.
áąááŹáášáşáŹá¸áᏠáťááášá¸áťááášá¸ááşáášá¸ áąáĄáŹáášááášááᯠááášá¸ááŹáżááŽá¸ ááášá¸áťááśáá˛áááŻááźáŹá¸áąááá˛áá áá°ááŽááźáášá¸á áá˝ááąááąáá¸ááášá áá˝áášá¸ááášá¸áąáá¸áąááźááᯠá
áŹá¸áąáááášá
. "Here, unicorn," said the man and pulled up a lily and gave it to him. The unicorn ate it gravely.
"áąááŹáˇ ááŽáá˝áŹá
áŹá¸" áááŻááąáťááŹáżááŽá¸ áąááŹáášáşáŹá¸á áá˝áášá¸ááášá¸áá
ášááźáášáˇáááŻáá°á¸áżááŽá¸ áá°ááŽááźáášá¸ááᯠáąáá˝áźá¸áááŻáášááášá áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áááášá¸ ááťááśáłááťááśáłááá˛áááŤá¸áąáááŹáąááŤáˇá
With a high heart, because there was a unicorn in his garden, the man went upstairs and roused his wife again.
áá°ááá˛áááášá¸áťááśáá˛áá˝áŹ áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áá
ášáąááŹáášáąááŹáášáąáááŹáááŻá ááŹáášááášáąááá˛áˇáąááŹáášáşáŹá¸áᏠáĄááášáĄáąááááášáááŻááášááźáŹá¸áżááŽá¸ áá°ááááášá¸áááᯠááášáżááŽá¸áĄááášááŹáá˝áá˝ááłá¸áťááášááášáá˛áˇá
"The unicorn," he said, "ate a lily."
"áá°ááŽááźáášá¸á áá˝áášá¸ááášá¸áááŻá
áŹá¸áááš" áááŻááá°ááąáťááŹáťáááášá
His wife sat up in bed and looked at him, coldly. "You are a booby," she said, "and I am going to have you put in a booby-hatch."
áááášá¸ááᏠáĄááášááŹáá˝áŹááááŻáášáżááŽá¸ áá°ááááŻá
ááášá¸á
ááášá¸áááŽá¸ážááášáˇáááŻáášáᏠ"ááášáᏠáĄáá°á¸áá˛á á፠ááášáˇááᯠáĄáá°á¸áąááŹáášáá˛áááŻááááš" áááŻááąáťááŹááşáááŻáášááá˛áˇá
The man, who never liked the words "booby" and "booby-hatch," and who liked them even less on a shining morning when there was a unicorn in the garden, thought for a moment.
"áĄáá°á¸" áááŻá "áĄáá°á¸áąááŹááš" áááŻááááŻáá˛áˇá
ááŹá¸áąááźááᯠááášáąááŹáˇááá˝ ááąááŹáááşáá˛áˇáá° áąááŹáášáşáŹá¸áᏠáá°ááá˛áááášá¸áťááśáá˛áá˝áŹ áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áá
ášáąááŹáášáąááŹáášáąááá˛áˇ ááŽáááŻáąáááŹáąááá˛áˇááśááášááşááášááŤááşááłá¸áá˝áŹ áááŻáááŻááąááŹáášááąááŹáááşááŹáááŻá áá°áᏠááá
áĽášá¸á
áŹá¸áááŻáášááášá
. "We'll see about that," he said. He walked over to the door. "He has a golden horn in the middle of his forehead, "he told her.
"áąááźáážááąáá¸ááŹáąááŤáˇááźáŹ" áááŻááá°ááąáťááŹáżááŽá¸ ááśááŤá¸ááášáááŻáąáá˝áşáŹáášááźáŹá¸ááášá "áá°ááá˛á ááá°á¸áĄááášáá˝áŹ áąáááąááŹáášááşááłáá˛áá" áááŻá áá°ááááášá¸ááááŻáá˝áášá¸áąáťááŹáááŻáášááášá
Then he went back to the garden to watch the unicorn; but the unicorn had gone away. The man sat among the roses and went to sleep.
áżááŽá¸áąááŹááš áá°áᏠáá°ááŽááźáášá¸áááŻážááášáˇáááŻá ááášá¸áťááśáá˛áááŻáťááášááźáŹá¸áąááá˛áˇ áá°ááŽááźáášá¸á ááá˝ááąááŹáˇáá°á¸áá˛áˇá áąááŹáášáşáŹá¸áᏠáá˝áášá¸ááŽááášá¸áąááźážááŹá¸áááŻáášááşáááŻáášáżááŽá¸ áĄááášáąááşáŹášááźáŹá¸áąáááá˛áˇá
And as soon as the husband had gone out of the house, the wife got up and dressed as fast as she could. She was very excited and there was a gloat in her eye.
áąááŹáášáşáŹá¸áťáá
ášáá° áĄááášáĄáťááášáááŻááźáášááźáŹá¸ááášáááŻááŹáá˛ááᲠáááášá¸ááᏠáĄááášááŹááá áĄááášáĄá
áŹá¸áĄáťááášáá˛ááŤáąááąááŹá áá°áᏠáĄááášá¸ááᯠá
ááášáááášáá˝áŹá¸áąááżááŽá¸ ááşáášááśáŻá¸áąáááá˝áŹááášá¸ ááááŽá
ááŹáĄáááášáĄáąááŹáášáąááźáááąááá˛áá
She telephoned the police and she telephoned the psychiatrist; she told them to hurry to her house and bring a strait-jacket.
áá°áᏠáá˛áááŻááŻáášá¸ááášáżááŽá¸ á
ááášáąááŹááŤáĄáá°á¸áᯠáááŹááášáááŻááášá¸ááŻáášá¸ááášáááŻáášáᏠáá°ááá˛ááĄááášááᯠáťááášáťááášááŹáá˛áˇážáááŤá á
ááášááá˝áś áˇáá°ááᯠáááášá¸ááşáłáášáááŻá ááşáŹááášáĄáá¤áşáŽáááŻááášá
áśáŻáááŻááášá¸ áá°áá˛áˇááŤáááŻá áąáťááŹááá˛áˇá
When the police and the psychiatrist arrived they sat down in chairs and looked at her, with great interest.
áá˛áąááźáá˛á á
ááášáąááŹááŤáĄáá°á¸ááŻáááŻá áąááŹáášááŹáąááŹáˇ áá°áááŻááᏠááśáŻáá˝áŹáááŻáášáżááŽá¸ áááášá¸áááᯠá
ááášááášáá
áŹá¸ážááášáˇážááąááá˛áá
"My husband," she said, "saw a unicorn this morning." The police looked at the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist looked at the police.
"áá˝áźáášááá˛á áąááŹáášáşáŹá¸á ááŽáąááááááš áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áá
ášáąááŹáášáááŻáąááźááááš" áááŻááá°ááąáťááŹáťááááŻáášááášá áá˛áąááźá á
ááášáąááŹááŤáĄáá°á¸ááŻáááŻážááášáˇáááŻáášáżááŽá¸ á
ááášáąááŹááŤáĄáá°á¸ááŻá áá˛áąááźáááŻážááášáˇáááŻáášááá˛áˇá
"He told me it ate a lily," she said. The psychiatrist looked at the police and the police looked at the psychiatrist.
"áá°ááŽááźáášá¸á áá˝áášá¸ááášá¸áááŻá
áŹá¸ááášáááŻá áá°á áá˝áźáášááááŻáąáťááŹáááš" áááŻááá°ááąáťááŹáááŻáášááášá á
ááášáąááŹááŤáĄáá°á¸ááŻá áá˛áąááźáááŻážááášáˇáááŻáášáżááŽá¸ áá˛áąááźá á
ááášáąááŹááŤáĄáá°á¸ááŻáááŻážááášáˇáááŻáášááá˛áˇá
"He told me it had a golden horn in the middle of its forehead," she said. At a solemn signal from the psychiatrist, the police leaped from their chairs and seized the wife.
"áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áá˛á ááá°á¸áĄááášáá˝áŹ áąáááąááŹáášááşááłáá˝áááášáááŻáááášá¸ áá°á áá˝áźáášááááŻáąáťááŹáąáá¸" áááŻááááášá¸áááąáťááŹááá˛áˇá á
ááášáąááŹááŤáĄáá°á¸ááŻáááŹááášá áąáá¸ááášá
áźáŹ ááşáášáááášáťááááŻáášááŹáá˛ááᲠáá˛áąááźáᏠáááŻáášáąáááŹááąá ááŻáášá¸ááá˛áááŹážááᏠáááášá¸ááááŻáááŻáášá¸ááášá¸ááşáłáášážáááá˛áˇááźáášá
They had a hard time subduing her, for she put up a terrific struggle, but they finally subdued her. Just as they got her into the strait-jacket, the husband came back into the house.
áááşáŹáá˝áŹ áĄááášá¸áĄááášááŻáášá¸ááášááŹáąážááŹáášáˇ áá˛áąááźáᏠááášááášáá˛áá˛áá˛á áááášá¸áááᯠáżáááášáąáĄáŹáášáááášá¸ááşáłáášááᏠáąááŹášáąááŹášáąáá¸ááŻáášáá°áááá˛áˇááźáášá áááášá¸áááᯠáá°áááŻá ááşáŹááášááášá
áśáŻáá˛áááŻááášáˇáĄáżááŽá¸áá˝áŹáᲠáąááŹáášáşáŹá¸áᏠáĄááášáá˛ááᯠáťááášááášááŹááŤáąááąááŹá
"Did you tell your wife you saw a unicorn?" asked the police. "Of course not," said the husband. "The unicorn is a mythical beast."
"ááášááşáŹá¸áááášá¸áááᯠááášááşáŹá¸ áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áá
ášáąááŹáášáąááźááá˛áˇááášáááŻá áąáťááŹáááŻáášáááŹá¸" áááŻááá˛á áá°ááááŻáąáá¸áąááŹáˇ "ááášáááŹááşáŹ...áá°ááŽááźáášá¸áááŻáᏠáááŹááŽáá˛áá˝áŹááŹáá˝ááá˛áˇ áááá
á§áŹááš" áááŻááąááŹáášáşáŹá¸ááťááášáąáťááááŻáášááá˛áˇááźáášá
"That's all I wanted to know," said the psychiatrist. "Take her away. I'm sorry, sir, but your wife is as crazy as a jay bird."
"áá˝áźáášáąááŹáš ááááşáášááŹáááášá¸ ááŤááŤáá˛á áá°ááááŻáąááááźáŹá¸ážááąááŹáˇáąááˇá á
ááášááąááŹáášá¸ááŤáá°á¸ááşáŹá ááášááşáŹá¸áá˛ááááášá¸áá ááźáášááźáášááášáąáĄáŹáášáá°á¸áąáááŹ" áááŻáá
ááášáąááŹááŤáĄáá°á¸ááŻááąáťááŹáťáááá˛áˇá
So they took her away, cursing and screaming, and shut her up in an institution. The husband lived happily ever after.
ááŽáááŻáá˛á áá°áááŻááᏠáá˛áááŻáąáĄáŹášáá
ášáąááá˛áˇ áááášá¸ááááŻáąáááá°ááźáŹá¸ážááżááŽá¸ áĄáá°á¸áąááŹáášáá˛áá˝áŹ áááášááŹá¸áááŻáášážáááá˛áˇáąáá áąááŹáášáşáŹá¸áťáá
ášáá°áᏠáááá
ášáąáá˝áşáŹáášááśáŻá¸ áąááşáŹášáááášá
áźáŹáá˛á áąááááŻáášááźáŹá¸áąááąááŹáˇáááášá¸áááŻá...ááŽááśáŻáťááášáąáá¸ááᯠáĄááśáŻá¸ááášáááŻáášááŤááášááźáášá
Moral: Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.
áĽááąááá áááŻáášáˇáááŻáášáááŻáášááášá¸ áááášáááášáá˛áá ááżááŽá¸ááášááášá¸ áááŹááťááášáąá
áá˛áá
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