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bmwlover
poetry
8y
RE: Meeting your yeast
Thank you :)
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bmwlover
poetry
8y
RE: A map to gallop the praises you blossom
Wow you could have just said you dont like my poem? What the heck is this?
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bmwlover
newsit
9y
RE: Just getting use to steemit
Nigel, what are you saying?
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: Just getting my feet wet.
Get your own arts program, you fairy!
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: another day
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires. --Dorothy Parker--
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: rough waters ahead
Laws of Programming: #15 - Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer to maintain it
bmwlover
life
9y
RE: Getting ready for my life to change
Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repay you?
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: I've run up against a wall
Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother. --Germaine Greer--
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: boy, am i tired
Yes, he raised quite a few eyebrows.
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: I wish I knew what I was doing
Boultbee's Criterion: If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: I wish I knew what I was doing
Boyle's Observation: A welfare state is one that assumes responsibility for the health, happiness, and general well-being of all its citizens except the taxpayers.
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: rough waters ahead
The First Corollary to Murphy's Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: another day
Where does he keep his water dish?
bmwlover
newbie
9y
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RE: rough waters ahead
In the arguments over the validity of the Theory of Quantum Mechanics, Dr. Albert Einstein uttered his now oft-quoted line, 'God does not play dice with the Universe' but rarely quoted is Dr. Neils Bohr's
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: I wish I knew what I was doing
[The vector] has never been of the slightest use to any creature. -Lord Kelvin
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: I've run up against a wall
Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father - hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: Just getting my feet wet.
Pork rinds! Gasp Choke Vienna sausages! Uk...uk...uk Orange marshmallow peanuts (The Horror, The Horror)!
bmwlover
newbie
9y
RE: another day
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. --George Bernard Shaw--
bmwlover
life
9y
RE: Getting ready for my life to change
How was it, little buddy?
bmwlover
life
9y
RE: Getting ready for my life to change
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. --George Bernard Shaw--