Who hasn't botched a few lyrics? I used to think "and the cradle will rock" by Van Halen was "and the cleo will rock." I had no clue what that might mean, but I was sure that what's David Lee Roth was singing.

And I loved Bette Davis Eyes. Even though I had no clue who Bette Davis was. The raspy voice of Kim Carnes was sexy as hell, and I've have given anything but a tire iron for one chance to glare down her, um, vocal chords.