Clicking noises in the background as keys are stroked and complex formulas are typed
A man in his late 20s glances away from his computer screen momentarily to look at you. He eyes you up and down and then goes back to typing. He begins to speak in a low, uninterested tone
Well I suppose I should introduce myself then huh? It's pretty much in the name to be honest.
Stops typing and sits back in his chair
Lets just say I'm someone who is fed up of people taking advantage of this community. People who are selfish and exploit things that are meant for the betterment of this community.
Lights up a cigarette as he continues to speak
When I joined 4 months ago, this community was all about making friends and helping each other. But lately I've noticed this toxic trend towards abusing the reward pool and being selfish in general and to be honest, I'm fed up of it.
I've taken it upon myself to scour the blockchain for people abusing the rewards by either:
1.) Commenting on old posts/their own posts and then upvoting with their botnets.
2.) Spam-posting to upvote with their bot-nets.
3.) Abusing 
4.) Plagiarizing Content
Puts out his cigarette
For now, I'll just be catching abusers and reporting them to the higher authorities. My current rank as just a detective doesn't allow me to take any form of action. But over time as I gain more notoriety for my services and get a better rank (more SP) you will be seeing me in action by actually killing off these botted accounts to ensure none of them ever see a payday.
Because if we do not protect our fledgling steemit from these vultures who want to rape it and abuse it for their own gains, then there will be no steemit in a couple months. And if these people gain anything from steemit, then they will just keep coming back. We need to bring them to a point where all their efforts are wasted and it becomes too much of a task for them to make any money on here.
Goes back to typing away
So I'm gonna get back to finding these morons. I will scour the blockchains until each and every last one of them has been hunted down. Feel free to spectate OR If you genuinely care about this community as well then I suggest you grab your laptop and help me by finding these people!
Block-police out. Peace.
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