Figured now is as good a time as any to show off my Hive Punks. I was super swamped with work the week these launched with great success. I missed out on HiveFest (same week) which was a bummer, but I was able to sneak a few minutes to see that 
During HiveFest, they were only 20 Hive each to mint. So I figured “why not?!?” and secured a few of them. I think that’s the power of this community here on Hive. If this were a random project on some other chain, I would have scrolled right on by. But knowing the creator from this awesome place…knowing his dedication to bettering this place…that’s what made me take the plunge on my whopping 6 Punks.
Selling out of 10k of these badboys in like a day is pretty kickass, and a major success. Since then, as Mark has added more tools on the site, folks have been buying and selling Punks each day to try to get the ones they desire and potentially shed ones they want gone. Sadly, none of mine seem to have any super rare traits, but they are still pretty cool. Kudos to Mark and all who supported.
Ok…let’s see what I got.
Eliza Andrew’s the Toy Designer. How appropriate as I’m a giant man child who deals with toys all day. Eliza works from home developing cool and innovative toys like paper dolls made from tyvek…would that make them Tyvek Dolls?!! These…are the thought provoking questions that Eliza naturally creates. Oh, Eliza also is a PCP addict who is on house arrest. Probably should have led with that. Basically Eliza is batshit crazy. I mean…tyvek dolls?!? What a stupid idiot.
Next up is Mr. Kairo Hoover. He’s a pretty normal dude at work where he successfully plans and puts together Furry Conventions. It’s after hours when he tends to drown his sorrows chugging Irish Car Bombs until either he has to be carried out of the Bennigan’s, or until he gets knocked out for talking a lot of Furry related shit to random humans who want nothing to do with hearing about how he saw Big Bird raw doggin’ Foofa….hence…his constant shiners he’s sporting. Whew…lots to unpack here…
Olivia Becker has seen great success as she designs wardrobe for all of the brightest stars on her local public access channel in her hometown of Bugtussle, Kentucky. Classic Bugtussle hits such as “Good Morning Bugtussle”, “Good Afternoon Bugtussle”, and yes…even “Good Evening Bugtussle”…all her clothing designs. She’s considering a move to Snowshoe, Alaska to see if she could work some magic for their local public access channel which is in free fall as their designer died by an on air Polar Bear mauling…Google it…
Alaska…am I right?!?
This next asshole, Clark Hutchinson weirdly works with Kairo in the Mascot Fucking business. What are the odds of that…10k options and I land 2 buddies! I must have done something good in a past life to land luck like this!!!
I’ll tell ya what the odds are also good for! This asshole getting matching black eyes at the Applebee’s Bar for talking an unbelievable amount of Furry shit. We get it Clark…We don’t need to hear about the time you witnessed an orgy between the various members of the Chuck-E-Cheese & McDonalds factions…
Here we see the lovely Carmen Diaz. Carmen earns a living as a bookkeeper by day, but at night…finds him/herself (we just aren’t sure!!!) entering Lloyd Christmas Hair lookalike contests all over the globe. He/she is considering joining the X-Men to fight crime as well if the time can be found.
Finally I introduce you to the one…the only…Willie Mccarty…better known as DJ McWilly. This motherfucker is ALWAYS blazed up and works straight off the tunes loaded on his Microsoft Zune that he bought off 
I think I’ll hang onto my chunk of Punks for now and see what Marky has planned for them. Now to see is Willy has any spare weed…
Blewitt
