This past weekend was my son’s 14th birthday, and my wife organized a kickass party ...

... for him at the local Virtual Reality joint. The place is pretty cool as it has several areas with VR headsets that contain a plethora of games. I tried out the sports package and was dreadfully awful at the basketball...sinking only 1 shot out of about 20. I did block a shot as I channeled my inner Mutumbo...finger wag and all. I did however get to showcase my skills at Dr. Mario on the retro system. I gave my wife a true walloping as she complained that she hated the game. I just kept gloating until she quit. There were also some flight & driving simulators, and a row of about 10 high end gaming computers that a bunch of the kids were playing Fortnite on. That was a bit baffling as they are at a VR cafe with cool shit you can’t do at home...yet they chose to rock the free game they have all played a gazillion times already. I don’t get it but I’m an old out of touch 40 year old now so...