Okay...So this here...by far, is my biggest shitpost ever! literally. As I went to ...

... go chuck some trash in the can outside, I happened to notice the array of beautiful purple plops of creamy mushy shit which obviously fell from the anus of a very full bellied Pterodactyl. It’s quite the work of art. Side note The reason I know my wife is also mega ultra retarded and has horrendous taste is because she married me...and I am 6 months shy of 40 years old...and I started pointing and laughing at the colorful gift those from above showered my ride with. Nobody else was there...just me giggling as I’m pointing at bird shit. I just thought someone else should know this...