Three Wishes Challenge.... Three?!

Another weird challenge is brought to you and this time is @ginnyannette's fault... I'm supposed to say which are my 3 wishes and explain why... or at least that's what I think... hmm... 3 wishes.... wait, is there a blockchain genie or something taking notes here? So... I thought for a long time about this whole wishes thing and here's my only wish.... yes, I only have one wish!

My only wish

At my age...jeez, I sound like a grandma and I'm not... I wish to have the patience to deal with everyday difficulties so I can be wise enough to understand the reason why behind every single thing without ending angry or heartbroken unnecessarily while I'm peacefully enjoying my caramel frapuccino in my comfy sofa inside my brand new house with a big yard in another country with a nice climate and culture while I watch netflix in my huge tv screen waiting for my beloved one to return with my brand new car bought with the money we earned in the market while I see how my investments goes up so I don't have to worry about mundane problems anymore and enjoy life with my family and friends in bliss and happiness until my last breath. BAM! 20 WISHES IN ONE! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT! IN YOUR FACE GENIE!

Who needs 3 wishes when you can have 20?! Tricking the genie is the way to go cause we all know genies are tricksters! Ok, now I have to nominate people... bwhahahaha Payback time!! Oh @zord189! ♫ Remember when you nominated me to a challenge and I said revenge were gonna be mine? Guess what? Time to pay!! ahahahah Eh... let's see... I also nominate my karaoke partner @bluengel, the super sexy mamma @dswigle and the castle whisperer @juancar347

You have to write a post saying which are your three wishes and nominate some friends. Tag me so I can read your wishes!

This is also my entry for #monomad challenge by @monochromes haa, I'm cheeky today!