"Babies do not stay the requisite pink shade for more than a very short time." - but some stay pink forever depending on the galaxy they live. Also you can always paint them!

"This pink Baby Pool did NOT come complete." - of course it didn't came complete! They forgot to include a baby! How can you call it a baby pool if you don't sell it with a baby inside?!

"Not all new babies are pink." - Is true! Zombie babies are grayish green. No one thought about them. No one!

Well done Dr. DD! Wait, you're triple D! I'll wait for another study of the SSSS and discuss the findings with you.