Yoohoo humans! It's been a while, huh? It's been raining for the past days in my corner of the world and yesterday I found a shroom village hiding under the grass. Enough blah, blah! Let's see the shrooms!
I'm not a shroom expert but I saw like 4 different type, all together like a happy family. Let me show you first how it looked before I took the grass out of the way...
At that point I was like "Shrooms!!".... cause is weird to see them in my yard but then I took the grass out and oh boy, they had an entire village there!
Of course the citizens of shroom world were curious about me and gathered to meet me.
"What's that" - one of the shrooms asked - "I think is called human" - said another one. Then one acted all diva with me. "Photos? Oh, If you must... then ok, show the world my splendor and my awesome sexy curves, human and please, don't over edit my awesomeness!"
Then one of the kids approached the diva and said What the hell you're doing? The human walked away long time ago, why you keep posing there on the floor?"
They showed me their place, gave me grass iced tea and invited me to a wedding party. I went inside to put proper clothes for the wedding cause a woman must look good at parties, you know! Then I heard a familiar noise at the yard and it was the evil chicken gang destroying the poor shroom village.... Not gonna show the pics of the massacre here, I gave all the evidence to the backyard police already. There I stood, dressed for a party that was abruptly canceled, looking at the evil chickens thinking in 100 ways to cook them and end up with their reign of terror! They are lucky I'm against violence and becoming a vegan, otherwise we will have chicken for dinner today!
I know today is Thursday but this is my entry for 
