Heh, I'm a very light sleeper, even a soft whisper, and I'm awake. I also have a lot of things in my bedrooms including my sword collection and my lucky #7 hardwood baseball bat. Admittedly, I'm more likely to grab my baseball bat than my swords only because cleaning my sword takes forever if it were to get sullied.
RE: Challenge #03048-H125: They Don't Need Weapons