Reminds me of an SCA friend of mine who was a drill sarge. The guy's short, I mean he's like 4 ft nothing. But he's wiry as hell and fast! He was laughing one time as we sat around the camp fire at an event last year, due to the virus we couldn't have any events this year, and told me of some big bulk of a guy in training who was laughing that he was their drill instructor. And how he wiped the smirk off that big lug's face in about ten seconds flat. I was laughing so hard at the end of his tale that I ended up spilling my tea.