You think stepping on LEGOS is bad, you should try stepping on jacks! If you don't know what that game is, it's little metal, though sometimes you can get plastic ones now, bits that you drop to the ground. You bounce a ball and see how many you can grab in one sweep of the hand while, at the same time, catching the ball before it can bounce a second time. Many the parent that has stepped on jacks have possibly invented brand new vocabulary words.