What’s the proof of you being in a legal and lawful possession of your soul?

Where’s a proof of no outstanding liens or other claims, including any collateral on your soul?

You described the closing date but not the possession procedure.

Do you have current insurance on your soul? Is it transferable?

Do you have a liability waiver in case if your soul gets damaged while not in your custody?

Who will be doing soul inspection at the beginning of the possession and at the end of the term and what is on the check list to verify all soul’s amenities and condition.

What is considered a normal wear and tear on your soul as opposed to excessive worn out signs.

Are there any limitation of use while not in your possession?

What are legal ramifications if the soul cannot be claimed back at the end of the delegation period?

Do you have a living Will and Last Testanent?

What happens if you die while we are in the possession of your soul?

What happens if your soul die/claimed/taken/reincarnated while in our possession?

Will you take your soul back if it finds its soulmate?

Will you take both souls back if yours find a soulmate?

Do you have enough proof of means to sustain long term food and shelter for the second soul of you commit to take both at the end of delegation?

What guarantees will we have that if your soul will run away back to you, you will return it back to us, the rightful owners for the duration of the delegation?

Do you have a medical certificate of survivability without your soul?

We will need you to sign a waiver that you will be capable to continue your legal obligations while without the soul.

It will be at your own expense to obtain a Power of Attorney to represent you at the end of the delegation term in case if after the term there is any conflict between you and your soul.

Does your soul come with any warranty?

If yes, is the warranty transferable?

Does your soul operate well in extreme environments on both sides of the spectrum, like heaven and hell as well as all climate zones on Earth and other places we might take it to?

Is your soul locked to any specific geographical region or a time zone?

You will need to provide the certificate of your soul compatibility with every type of the bodies as well as out of body experiences, plus a doctor’s notice of all recent vaccinations, allergies and incompatibilities with any soul medicine.

You will need to sign all necessary travel documents for your soul.

A swarm affidavit might be required that you have the power to bind your soul.

We would like to see the original of your soul’s birth certificate with legible parents names and signatures.

Do you have any recent appraisal on your soul?

We will need access to your soul 24 hours prior to the closing day for the inspection.

If there is any conflict between you and your soul while in our possession you will need to agree for a local binding arbitration on Earth rather than going to the Lord’s court and without the wait for the Judgement Day.

The non enforceability of a part of the contract will not negate the rest of enforceable provisions.

The soul is not refundable and there will be no rescission period once the contract takes place.

This contract is not a contract of purchase and sale of real estate and the soul will not be considered real estate for the purpose of this contract.

You will need to provide a full disclosure statement about your soul and any injuries it might have had while in your possession.

This contract shall be governed by the laws of the Universe.

If your soul is not delivered to us by the possession date, we will take one of the souls of your 3 (Three) idemnifier persons of your choice who will sign the contract with you.