Bitkenstan_05 - Gather the people.

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Sign: Welcome to Fabulous Bitkenstan
The Man: Mr. Holler, get in here.
Mr. Holler: (running)
The Man Gather the people. Put out the word.
The Man: (saluting) Aye aye, sir!
Mr. Holler: Attention! Attention! Citizens of Bitkenstan!
Mr. Holler: Our leader, The Man, has printed money!
People: HOORAY!
Random person: When will we get our fair share?
Mr. Holler: The man will distribute the money...through the TBTF Bank. (pause) Fairly. (pause)
Mr. Holler: You're dismissed. (pause) And pick up your trash as you leave.