Breaking News: Crypto market takes a siesta after Ether ETF party. Sources say Bitcoin was last seen wearing sunglasses indoors, mumbling something about 'hair of the dog' and 'never drinking again.' Meanwhile, Ethereum is still passed out on the couch with a lampshade on its head. Experts predict full recovery once someone makes a Starbucks run.

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