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My Chip Advisor Result is: Steak Fries!
What this says about me:
You only wanted a bloody piece of meat, but here they are, potatoes, insulting you with their starchy presence. You eye them carefully and prod them with your fork.
They appear to be slightly crispy at least. Maybe even fried in animal fat?
You take a bite.
They are acceptable.
You agree to have them with your Steak.
Go see what your result is on Chip Advisor!