I hate to be the resident asshole, but, you know. It's what I do best.

Can you say 'profiling'?

I had a 'random check' at Walmart. I showed my receipt and told him if he wanted to dig in my bags he needed a warrant. There is a really simple answer to the problem. Manned check out lines. You want me to check my own stuff? I'm fine with that. You want to make sure I didn't rip off a green pepper? You provide the check out staff. They have reduced staff 25% with self checkout.

I'm going to stop there. I can feel a serious rant coming on...