Ahahahaha. I think I'll make it. If need be I'll wear my mask sitting here. Or not. I have a nice little microfiber towel sitting over my camera so nobody can sneak a peek at me. I'm not paranoid, just practical.

Did you notice some parts of the innerwebs had a problem last week (day before Thanksgiving)? I just found out what happened. Amazon was adding space in their cloud and whoopsie, the whole thing went down for a few minutes. The ripples lasted for hours.

Speaking of Amazon, they've added 1.2 million workers in the year that most companies have been laying off. 700,000 in the US. Think how brutal the employment numbers would be without that boost.

So just sign me: Your friend-not employed by Amazon.