I may or may not have been a teensy bit tipsy once in Mexico. I haven't had a drink since 1990 so I fully believe that all the statutes of limitation have run their course.

I do have a really good friend that drove an Oldsmobile over some statue of one of the heroes of the revolution. The Olds was completely fucked but he managed to beat feet to the border and he was in no trouble on the US side so long as he wasn't driving.