You know you've pissed me off, right? I have a Korea era practice grenade (M4?) but I can't find it. For 11 years it lived just to the left of where I'm sitting right now but I had to take the shelf unit down when I got Starlink. That's close to two years ago. I just must have put it someplace really safe. I've looked in all the usual places... There was also a jar full of bullets. Orphan calibers that I no longer own. I can't find them, either. I did find a holster and 2 chrome wheel center caps that were presumed lost.

It's been a minute. I'd like to apologize but I can't. I'm not sure why, but I've made some foundational changes and switched priorities. It's not like I found someplace better, I'm not really anyplace. It's not like I don't think of you and others from time to time, I do. I bought a pair of 5.11 ATAC boots on your recommendation. I really like them, thank you.

So. I just found the bullets, but the grenade isn't there. There are 3 linked 30.06 cases that would work in a BAR, but no grenade. Need a few .456 Casoul bullets? 30.40 Krag?

I miss your smiling face. Hell, I miss your unhappy face.